Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Old people at weddings always poke me and say you are next.so I started doing Same thing to them at funerals.

— Hendrix

Old People at Weddings always Poke me and say... Your Next... So I started to do the same thing to them at Funerals...

— Anonymous

Old People At Weddings Always Poke Me And Say 'YOU'RE NEXT' So, I Started Joking, Doing The Same Thing To Them At The Funerals.

— Pacifiersucker

I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking…

— Hemantsmarty

I hate weddings.old people will start poking me and saying you are next.they stopped when I started going to funerals and start poking them…

— B Money

I hate wedding.Old people would poke me and saying that you're next .They stopped when I started going up to themat funerals and poking…

— Vicky Alexis

You know you're getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings.

— Jimmy Dean

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

— Yogi Berra

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.

— Mason Cooley

Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they wont come to yours.

— Green Monk

I really love weddings. You are surrounded by people who are strangers and then after you say 'I do' those strangers become family.

— Rick Famuyiwa

I've been at the funerals of a lot of people in my neighborhood. Sometimes when I sit back and relax, I think about that…

— Carmelo Anthony