I'm really looking forward to the non-existent wedding you're planning on Pinterest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never forget my wifes birthday. Its usually the day after she reminds me about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We liked each other so much we skipped marriage, and went straight to the divorce.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is about give and take. You better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's decide who we're inviting to our wedding and who will never speak to us again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Rule #1 in all bridal magazines. Give yourself a year to plan the perfect wedding.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Support gay marriage. I didn't vote for your marriage, why should you vote for mine? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Future Wife, the only prayer I ask of GOD...Is to hold you when I'm not around. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can't wait to be all grown up and rich with my handsome husband and beautiful kids and perfect life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Try to not look for someone who you could live with, but look for someone who you can't live without — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Nurses Week to someone I hope to someday credit with introducing me to my rich doctor husband. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you abuse your wife or any women for that matter and think you can get away with it, think again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On my wedding day. I didn't want a natural, blushing-bride look - I had a full-on hairdo and red lips. I thought… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The greatest hazard of all, losing one’s self, can occur very quietly in the world, as if it were nothing at all.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To the groom: Early in your marriage you will find it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Puritan ethic of marriage was first to look not for a partner whom you do love passionately at this moment but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“ROM7.3 So then if, while her husband liveth, she be married to another man, she shall be called an adulteress: but if… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My love for you is still strong. Upon the foundation our marriage is built on. On this special day that I share… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It has happened, women have helped their husbands, sacrificed their whole lives, never thought about themselves. Their surrender, their devotion to their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my wonderful new husband, who has shown me what love really is. Who is the reason for my happy days and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Protect her like a daughter, love her like a wife, and respect her like your mother. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The military is my husband's mistress & sometimes that bitch gets all the attention. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Puppies, babies, and husbands; adorable until you have to actually take care of them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In buying a horse or taking a wife, shut your eyes tight and commend yourself to God. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being faithful to your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife should be common sense. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two hearts that have been merged is marriage; two souls that have been merged is fate — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Husbands should not have to earn respect anymore than wives should have to earn love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank you for adding to the joyful spirit of our wedding with your presence and gift. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The military is my husband's mistress and sometimes that b*tch gets all the attention. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is about finding that special someone you want to hate the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Future Wife, I give you my heart, mind, body and soul. Please handle with care... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A son is a son till he gets a wife; a daughter is a daughter for the rest of her life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am not against hasty marriages where a mutual flame is fanned by an adequate income. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
