Thanks for buying an item off our wedding registry that wasn't put there by my spouse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a wife, I have a fubu, I have a fling....this is life. enjoying to the fullest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A successful marriage is not finding the right person, but it is being the right person — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On top of the horror of separating from your wife, you have to go through it in public. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is to getting to have a sleep over with your best friend, every sigle night of the week — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marry the person you're opposite with, that way two people won't make the same mistake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Future Wife, please don't break my heart, God has had to rebuilt it so many times. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel bad for my future husband because of my unpredictable & meaningless mood swings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I LOVE tattoos, I really do but I won't overdo it I refuse to be lookin thug life on my wedding day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The reason husbands and wives do not understand each other is because they belong to different sexes — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May you someday have the same right as straight men to subject a spouse to humiliating sex scandals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy are your wives! Happyare these your servants, who continually attend you and hear your wisdom! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be kind to your mother-in-law the same way you would like your husband to be kind to your own mother. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I try not to think of divorce as failing at marriage but rather winning at bitterness and resentment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd love to attend your wedding if it wasn't going to put overwhelming pressure on me to have my own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The monstrosity of sexual intercourse outside marriage is that those who indulge in it are trying to isolate one kind of union… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who could have guessed when you began married life, how entwined you'd become as husband and wife. After 25 years. You still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People say there is no difference between complete & finish. When you marry the right one, you are complete, and when you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You told I meant the world to you and when you stare at me you were thinking and imagining I was soon… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Warmest congratulations and sincere best wishes on your Golden Wedding Anniversary. May your beautiful and admirable union be richly blessed and your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A relationship is not meant to be the joining at the hip of two emotional invalids. The purpose of a relationship is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I must live in a fantasy world for thinking that when two people marry each other they are emotionally close. I guess… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If ever a man and his wife, or a man and his mistress, who pass nights as well as days together, absolutely… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On the night before we were married, all of the anxiety in the world came down upon me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him, wife or mother. If he has both, he is blessed twice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You deserve the best! Wishing you a beautiful wedding day followed by a long and happy life together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife said she wanted something that went from 0 to 400 in 2 seconds....I got her a bathroom scale. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is like a golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is in eternity — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad treats me like a princess and I will be sure to have a husband that will treat me like a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you happiness today, tomorrow and always living together as husband and wife. Congratulations! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear future husband: I wanna make you the happiest man alive as long as you're willing to do the same! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have been in private law practice in New York City, where my husband and I are raising our children. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is a mosaic you build with your spouse. Millions of tiny moments that create your love story. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your wedding day is here and will be gone too fast, but your love will go on forever. Congratulations! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
