you shall tie the marriage knot with the ropemaker's daughter and the cawing of the crows will be your wedding song. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You will wake up at forty with no husband, no children, and no career if you don’t learn to engage with the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy anniversary from someone who knows more about the inner workings of your marriage than any third party should. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear future husband, when you propose to me, please don't put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. Its titled, Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If he really loves you, he'd commit to you. Not by asking you to be his girlfriend, but by asking you to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I get married, that's it. We're working through our problems, overcoming obstacles and staying together forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a perfect Friend. I am not a perfect Mother. I am not a perfect Wife. I am not a perfect… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The next worst thing to hell's fire is a bad marriage, marrying the wrong person is like living with the devil himself.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I was there for every moment. It made me a better woman and a better person. I can't say that all the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At home, besides being Peter or Jane, we also bear a general character; husband or wife, brother or sister, chief, colleague or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Iron Rule of prudence for an Istanbulite Woman: If you are as fragile as a tea glass, either find a way… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a man and a woman have an overwhelming passion for each other, it seems to me, in spite of such obstacles… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is not a static state between two unchanging people. Marriage is a psychological and spiritual journey that begins in the ecstasy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He tried to give his wife pleasure in little ways, because he had come to realize, after nearly two decades together, how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God can restore any marriage no matter how battered or broken. Stop talking to people and get on your knees with GOD. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women stay in abusive and loveless marriages and relationships because they fear being judged and labeled by society. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The next worst thing to hell fire is a bad marriage, marrying the wrong person is like living with the devil himself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is like a song, where the Lord's sweet melody of love comes from two hearts joined as one, husband and wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Old People at Weddings always Poke me and say... Your Next... So I started to do the same thing to them at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People vote against gay marriage...why? It's even going to affect your life and its none your fucking business anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Shannon Hale, and her husband, Dean. This wasn't a standard re-telling of the fairy tale; it was a re-boot--heavy on” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations, may your wedding day be filled with beautiful memories and your new life together be filled with joy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some guys will want to change everything about you. But the right guy will not want to change one thing your last… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember that a successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I propose to my future wife, I'm going to put a ring in a Pokeball, get down on one knee, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you leave your wife and you don't ever contact her again, that says something about how you felt about the marriage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think the woman who invented the phrase 'All Men Are The Same' was a chinese woman who lost her husband in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm against gay marriage 100% but people that are so rude to them make them hate us. Love them and show them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having a great time, wish you were her.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife and I are trying to have a child. But it's so hard to take one out of Chuck E Cheese… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have been running on little sleep, grief, energy drinks, coffee AND being a mother and wife the past week. I'm fed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love has united you as man and wife. May your love grow for each other every day! Many congratulations on your marriage! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image