Funny marriage Quote by Anonymous

“Just because I did the proposing doesn't mean I don't want a ring." "Yeah, yeah, I'll get to it." "I'll pick it out." "No,…

— Nora Roberts

“Are you asking me to marry you, honey?” “No, I’m tellin’ you by the end of this year you’ll be wearing my rings, bearing…

— Kristen Ashley

I didn't want to do the usual drill of going down on one knee and popping the question or shower her with roses. Instead,…

— Nithiin

“When this is over, let’s just do it.” “Do what?” Lila gazes up at him. Adjusts his thick black frames as they slip down…

— Dark Calling

“We're getting married as soon as possible,' he said. 'Is that what you call a proposal?' 'I'm not much of a romantic, honey, but…

— Beverly Barton

“You got me an engagement ring?” “Oh no,” I chirped, trying as hard as I could to keep my composure. “That’s for you to…

— Kelly Oram

“You gonna marry her? This is the one out of seven billion?" "It is. And I am. I've got to. It's like...sometimes..." "Speak." "Sometimes…

— Cherrie Lynn

“Marry me." I said. She lowered her teacup, shaking slightly, to the saucer. "Aren't you going to get down on one knee?" I got…

— Kenneth Oppel

“I'm serious about marrying you, Em. But I want to propose to you the right way- not half-naked and sporting wood.”

— Katie Ashley

“She swallowed nervously, blinking. “Are you… proposing to me?” I laughed, shaking my head. “No, darling. It’s better than a marriage proposal.” Her eyes…

— Dari A. Malaunt

“You’re not gonna propose, right?”

— Bella Jeanisse

Guys wanna wife me 'n' give me the ring I'll do it anywhere, anyhow,down for anything.

— Lil Kim