A happy marriage is a new beginning of life, a new starting point for happiness and usefulness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To know that I can now be legally MARRIED and have the same rights as the rest of America, makes this the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was so excited to hear you are getting married. Congratulations to you and your new husband. Wishing you the best always. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best Relationship: Talk like best friends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like a lighthouse on a dark night, may your love for one another always shine brightly. Congratulations on your wedding day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous zone. Just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A funeral is not death, any more than baptism is birth or marriage union. All three are the clumsy devices, coming now… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You did not so much mind being -conventionally- betrayed, if you were not kept in the dark, which was humiliating, or defined… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want you to take note, Commander, that turning in my badge would be like cutting off my arm. But if it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thus, the critical dimension in understanding whether a marriage will work or not, becomes the extent to which the male can accept… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is a forever thing; you love your partner this day and forever. You tell your soul mate everything; don't hide anything… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont want to be married just to be married. I cant think of anything lonelier than spending the rest of my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lovely, This plowman's son with the good-looking wife has gone so thin over you that the woman, though jealous, is playing the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sooner this wedding's over the happier I'll be." [Ron] "Yeah" said Harry, "then we'll have nothing to do except find Horcruxes....It'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Marry someone who loves you because he was not only going to make you happy but he would never hurt you one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being in love is a wonderful feeling, but being loved and appreciated in return can be the most wonderful experience that can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gay marriage and straight marriage are the same thing as bikini tops and bras. The same thing, but only one is acceptable… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having taken it, know life without intimacy to be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With all these Christians praying against gay marriage, if it's made legal will they concede that the big sky wizard doesn't exist? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Marriage is going to be that happy state in which we get all of the nurturance and care and love and empathy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a married man talks in his sleep, it's because he finally has the opportunity to say something without the wife interrupting… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think the woman who invented the phrase 'All Men Are The Same' was a chinese woman who lost her husband in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear future husband: I wanna make you the happiest man alive as long as you're willing to do the same! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The summer that marriage equality passed in New York, we saw the number of homeless kids looking for shelter go up 40 percent,” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May all your days be as joyous and happy as the day of your wedding. Congratulations to the happy couple. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The women who invented the phrase 'all men are the same' was probably a Chinese women who lost her husband in a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A wise and lucky person is one who can keep balance between family love and love for his wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage and children can change a man. It happened to me and made me a nicer person. I don't like it being… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A weak man confuses wife material with side chick material. Can't turn a hoe into a housewife — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bessie: 'Why don't you get married?' Zooey: 'I like riding in trains too much. You never get to sit next to the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to be a partner...a helper to my husband. Not a trophy...can't come to the table empty handed. 'Pretty' comes a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That guy had a wife and was looking for men on craigslist...nothing wrong with being gay but these guys sign off on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An ancient Chinese saying says every child is actually a little Buddha that helps their parents mature and grow up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear future husband, when you propose to me, please don't put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your marriage outlast everyone's resentment over the expense of attending your wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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