You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
These dust storms.... Poor farmer spent a lifetime fixin' his farm and everything, goes out and looks down at it, and it's… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You can't legitimately kick on income tax, for it's on what you have made. You have already made it. But, look at… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It looks like the financial giants of the world have bungled as much as the diplomats and politicians. This would be a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The theater is a great equalizer: it is the only place where the poor can look down on the rich. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know the more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always yapping about the 'Good Old Days' and how we look back and enjoy it, but I tell you there… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I haven't seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It looks to me like the candidates are trying to relieve the farmer of his vote, instead of his debts. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Statistics have proven that the surest way to get anything out of the public mind and never hear of it again is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It looks to me like any man that wants to be President in times like these lacks something. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
