The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Everytime a lawyer writes something, he is not writing for posterity, he is writing something so that endless others of his craft… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and family. But he can't make a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In all your life, you will never find a method more effective in getting through to another person than to make that… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start out that… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I make a living off (politicians), so I can't knock 'em. Every time we elect some fellow we think he's terrible and… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I never took a human life, I only sold the fellow the gun to take it with. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. ” — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A man who dies without adequate life insurance should have to come back and see the mess he created. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are here just for a spell and then pass on. So get a few laughs and do the best you can.… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Shrewdness in public life all over the world is always honored, while honesty in public men is generally attributed to dumbness and… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You've never in your life seen a picture, I bet any one of you, never seen a picture of one of these… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
