Life is full of choices. We don't always make good ones. It seems to Kristina you gotta be crazy to open your… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
Don’t I have a choice in this?” But when she looks behind her, the answer is clear. There are two guards waiting… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
A foolish man thinks he knows everything. A wise man knows he doesn't," Finn replied absently, still looking down at the book.… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
I was worried people would laugh at me when I started to talk the language, but they were just pleasantly surprised that… — Parminder Nagra Copy Share Image
One day, we were doing a serious scene and fast talking like we do and we could not stop laughing and the… — Victor Garber Copy Share Image
I seen a baby cry seconds later he laughs... the beauty of life, the pain never lasts. — J. Cole Copy Share Image
Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I can only develop a stand-up show by being on stage. I can't write it. Whenever I see comedy written down, it… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
My brother Billy was the joke teller. My brother Jim had a really sharp, cutting wit. And the teller of long stories,… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
It is important that man dreams, but it is perhaps equally important that he can laugh at his own dreams. — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
I've read all of Shakespeare and practiced a lot of lines. ... I am going to do Juliet first. Don't laugh. What,… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
I think everyone is given drama, by virtue of the fact that we all have drama in our lives, but not everyone… — Matthew Lillard Copy Share Image
I have been confronted with many difficulties throughout the course of my life, and my country is going through a critical period.… — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not… — Todd Phillips Copy Share Image
I think the way I feel when I look at Evan comes from her. In pictures taken the day she married my… — Elizabeth Scott Copy Share Image
“In my whole life, I have known no wise people (over a broad subject matter area) who didn't read all the time… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In my very first Wrestlemania match, I won. 17 wins from tying the Undertaker. Don't laugh. — The Miz Copy Share Image
When a well-rounded character takes over, he doesn't lecture you about his history and how he is misunderstood. He lives his life,… — Andrew Lam Copy Share Image
I was hoping for 13 episodes that my friends would like. It’s a good lesson, isn’t it? If you do something trying… — Sam Simon Copy Share Image
I come alive by giving back, seeing my children smile and hearing them laugh, standing up for things I believe in, achieving… — Trista Sutter Copy Share Image
I'm a weirdo that goes on stage to make strangers laugh, but if I wasn't working, I would just want to be… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
The world would see the beauty of the packaging, but only I knew the man inside it and how precious he was.… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
If I'm not mistaken, Sigmund Freud said that in every idealisation there's an aggression. Depicting the Pope as a sort of Superman,… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image