You know, honestly, if a girl can make me laugh, I'm pretty much sold. — Ryan Lochte Copy Share Image
Barking dogs may occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot! — Konrad Lorenz Copy Share Image
“Beauty may catch the eye, but a jolly laugh will lasso the heart.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No one can make me cry Make me laugh Make me smile Or drive me mad like she does — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
It's not true unless it makes you laugh, but you don't understand it until it makes you weep. — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Let me give you a wonderful Zen practice. Wake up in the morning...look in the mirror, and laugh at yourself. — Bernie Glassman Copy Share Image
He smiles but rarely and watches other men to see when they laugh and then does the same. — Susanna Clarke Copy Share Image
I love a confident guy and a guy that makes me laugh and who is a little hard to get. Don't be… — Nina Agdal Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I would get upset when people laughed at me when I didn't mean to be funny. I… — Julie Kavner Copy Share Image
Life is a hard battle anyway. If we laugh and sing a little as we fight the good fight of freedom, it… — Sojourner Truth Copy Share Image
I think about Old Nick carrying me into the truck, I'm dizzy like I'm going to fall down. "Scared is what you're… — Emma Donoghue Copy Share Image
In fifth grade, we had to write a story and read it in front of the class. When I read mine out,… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When everyone is catching great waves and out in the line up telling stories and having a laugh, you have the best… — Sally Fitzgibbons Copy Share Image
...looking at him makes her feel like laughing all over - as if she could laugh not just with her mouth but… — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
The first thing that I learned - and I understood it at a really young age - was that I could get… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
If you can live in Vegas, or visit Vegas, and leave in one piece, still loving it and somehow laughing about it,… — J. R. Moehringer Copy Share Image
The relativity principle in connection with the basic Maxwellian equations demands that the mass should be a direct measure of the energy… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
“What’s so funny?” I asked, horrified, trying to think of an inconspicuous way to check my breath. “Of everything you’ve done, this… — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
“spinning too long in a circle. It’s not exactly happiness, but I’ll take it. “Priceless! Legendary!” Courtney’s thumping the back of my… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
If someone who wanted to learn to dance were to say: For centuries, one generation after the other has learned the positions,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Variations: II Green light, from the moon, Pours over the dark blue trees, Green light from the autumn moon Pours on the… — Conrad Aiken Copy Share Image
You're beautiful, every part of you. I love your hair, the way it looks, the way it feels. I love touching it,… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
If you enjoyed laughing in the face of death, you might like to have a crack at High Saffron. One hundred merits,… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
Irony is the disparity between what you expect will happen, and what does happen. So raining on your wedding day isn't ironic,… — Mo Rocca Copy Share Image