Laughing Quotes · Page 29

Spent the day laughing in the sun. We had fun

— McFly

“You don't know if he's pissed or just laughing at you.”

— Graham McNamee

We'll laugh and toast to nothing, and smash our empty glasses down.

— Joni Mitchell

You can make the audience laugh, be funny and sad at the same time.

— Molly Shannon

“you're a mess now, but you'll be laughing about it in fifty years.”

— Jim Dodge

Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast.

— William Shakespeare

Laughing stock is really cattle with a sense of humor.

— Nikhil Saluja

Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.

— Louis C. K

A really hard laugh is like sex-one of the ultimate diversions of existence.

— Jerry Seinfeld

Laughing on the way to your execution is not generally understood by less-advanced life forms, and they call you crazy.

— Richard Bach

If you were not born in this world, there would be no need to die. To be born in this world is…

— Shunryu Suzuki

One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.

— Mark Twain

Dear best friends, always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. But just after I finish laughing.

— Anonymous

I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they…

— Jo Brand

“My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason…

— C. JoyBell C

Don't you know that I laugh because it is my last defense against tears?

— Jim Fergus

I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling - I think it's just so fabulous to…

— Kate Clinton

I've always wanted to do a real comedy. I haven't done enough, and it seems silly not to do more, considering the…

— Tom Hollander

I was raised by extremely strict - but also extremely loving - Chinese immigrant parents, and I had the most wonderful childhood!…

— Amy Chua

My mom and dad just loved the fact that I fooled around. They just embraced it. They'd always kind of enjoy it,…

— Dominic Monaghan

Making people laugh is what I've been doing since I was like four or five years old. I still have a lust,…

— Bernie Mac

Elizabeth had never been more at a loss to make her feelings appear what they were not. It was necessary to laugh,…

— Jane Austen

Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for…

— Greg Proops

Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back…

— Kevin Hart

That's a lot of vegetables. "It is, yes, and if you eat them like a good girl..." He lifted the silver lid…

— Anonymous

The only place where you can really surprise or shock the reader, or make someone laugh, is on the lower righthand corner…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I was crying and laughing, snuffing tears and blood, bumping at him with my bound hands, trying awkwardly to thrust them at…

— Diana Gabaldon

“Jimmy held on to the reins for dear life, and thought that a horse was about the most slippery creature to sit…

— Enid Blyton

I love Twitter, you know? I try to read everything I can on Twitter. You get so much nice feedback about stuff,…

— Tiesto

The only use for military service is that it reveals the number of morons in the population," he would remark. "And that…

— Carlos Ruiz Zafon

If it bothers me on the page, I don't do it. If it attracts me on the page and moves me, makes…

— Martin Landau

When I started watching Breaking Bad, I binge-watched it. I thought it was so good that I started to cry. It's the…

— Geena Davis

If you want to make God laugh, tell her your plans.

— Anne Lamott

If God makes all our faces, did he laugh when he made me?

— Amy Harmon

Laughing together is as close as you can get to a hug without touching.

— Gina Barreca

I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!

— Frank Caliendo

Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.

— Maya Angelou

Life, a beauty chased by tragic laughter.

— John Masefield

Fools laugh at the Latin language. -Rident stolidi verba Latina

— Ovid

There's nothing nicer than hearing people laughing.

— Paddy McGuinness