People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Every laugh is not equal. They come from different places. That's sort of the challenge I go towards, making sure the laughs… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
People really cared more about women's hair. But nobody takes you seriously with Jheri curls is what we've deduced. If you got… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I like the person who commits and goes all in and takes big swings and then maybe fails or looks stupid; who… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I feared Sarah was one of those women who instead of laughing said, "That's funny," or instead of smiling said, "That's interesting,"… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
So much of 'normal, civilized' life is bull that you can't imagine... What frightens you, doesn't frighten me, what frightens me, you'd… — James Clavell Copy Share Image
Drama schools are very small community, a very incestuous community, so you get to know one another very, very quickly and it… — Ben Schnetzer Copy Share Image
I'm physically completely mal-coordinated. My best friend used to make me run for the bus just to give herself a quick, cheap… — Emily Mortimer Copy Share Image
It's like that old expression: "Men plan and god laughs." You sort of see that in the television world, where you have… — Vince Gilligan Copy Share Image
Don't laugh at the spinsters, dear girls, for often very tender, tragic romances are hidden away in the hearts that beat so… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
“The Major would be laughing at me,’ replies Alec, smiling. ‘But no, I would be wanting no war for him. It is… — D.E. Stevenson Copy Share Image
I don't come on to seduce the audience. I don't care if everyone laughs. I can't think about that anymore. If there's… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
It's a really nice way to cut your teeth, doing live shows. It's like going to the gym because you do have… — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
I wish I could do whatever I liked behind the curtain of “madness”. Then: I’d arrange flowers, all day long, I’d paint;… — Frida Kahlo Copy Share Image
Addie, please." More tears dripped down her cheeks. "Don't be so hard." "Oh, please," I muttered...and that was as far as I… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
Wow,” Kylie muttered, and grinned. “Yeah, wow.” Della leaned in closer. “I think Perry just grew a pair.” Kylie bit down on… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and… — Joaquin Phoenix Copy Share Image
There's something about a variety show, I think, that disarms us as consumers of something. We're laughing, and there's this sense of… — Chris Thile Copy Share Image
I remember sitting in the theater watching 'Bridesmaids,' and I'm doubled over laughing, and then I'm crying in the same movie. It's… — Gina Prince-Bythewood Copy Share Image
I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered.… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don't know who wrote it ..I'll be laughing when… — Paul Dilascia Copy Share Image
In my comedy, I'm not always trying to say something, but when I'm playing a creepy dude, you're laughing because you know… — Nicole Byer Copy Share Image
No female - young, old, black or white - could ever play the knight-on-charger with meager experience. If she presented herself as… — Froma Harrop Copy Share Image
“Are you happy? It doesn’t matter! Are you unhappy? It doesn’t matter! What matters is whether you exist or not! Are you… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
And why are we supposed to be serious about God? Did God show up and crack the whip? “You there, Annie in… — Julia Cameron Copy Share Image
If you take yourself too seriously, you're dead in the water. I think the key to all is to have a laugh,… — Chris Vance Copy Share Image
I don't want to hear songs about how sunshiny things are. I don't like songs that feel like radio candy I like… — Gary Allan Copy Share Image
Jordan couldn’t keep the smile off her face. “Yeah, I like this guy. He rescued me from a crazed man with a… — Julie James Copy Share Image
The best function of the school in my head, as it turns out, is to remind me where not to dwell. I… — Sandra Dodd Copy Share Image
There are three stages to a man's life. 1. He laughs at Clark Griswold. 2. He sympathizes deeply with Clark Griswold. 3.… — James Lileks Copy Share Image
We are always more disposed to laugh at nonsense than at genuine wit; because the nonsense is more agreeable to us, being… — Margaret of Valois Copy Share Image
It's no laughing matter being a Republican in these perilous times. Anyone can be a Republican when the stock market is up,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“They walked off on the earthy path, laughing not quite naturally, for they could hardly help being pleased by the momentary attention… — Shirley Hazzard Copy Share Image
So this was different. I was amazing now - to them and to myself. It was like I had been born to… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
Oh Lord, give us a sense of humor with courage to manifest it forth, so that we may laugh to shame the… — Sean O'Casey Copy Share Image
Remember," he called. "Just be yourself, and everyone will love you!" Nick rolled his eyes and made a rude gesture, and Alan… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
“Me? You are laughing at me. Put your hand here. This has no theology.' I mocked myself while I made love. I… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
Blissfulness does not compel you to behave in any particular way. Out of bliss, I can laugh or cry; I can sit… — Jaggi Vasudev Copy Share Image
You've had to struggle, you've had to fight To keep understanding and compassion in sight You could be laughing at me, you've… — Jackson Browne Copy Share Image
The baby, a girl, is born at 6:24 a.m. She weighs six pounds, ten ounces. The mother takes the baby in her… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
