No matter where life takes me, you'll find me with a smile. Presumed to be happy, always laughing like a child. I… — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If I was in Sydney, I love the beach. Even though I'm incredibly pale, I put on these terribly long unattractive rashies,… — Nicole Kidman Copy Share Image
“Laughing isn't wrong if it's done out of happiness. Dreaming is essential because it gives us wings, and forgetting...well, there's a difference… — Laura Bradford Copy Share Image
I'm a huge fan of Jonathan Winters. He's influenced everyone who's ever done improvisational comedy. You look to Jonathan Winters for inspiration.… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
That's why I love improvisational theater so much - you do it [scene] once and then it's done. You don't get bogged… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Sometimes laughs oddly when frighten and I been hanging with my females friends more often lately... I'm noticing I'm laughing like that… — Michael Country Copy Share Image
The special effects team designed everything, which basically allowed me to stand on a green box and look and stay relatively expressionless… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
If you're dealing with heavy topic matter, sometimes it's good to have a lightness going into it because it allows you to… — Michael Fassbender Copy Share Image
Even if a hundred ton boulder should fall, I would be safe! When I say this, everyone laughs and wonders how. No… — Koichi Tohei Copy Share Image
I don't like to lose, and that isn't so much because it is just a football game, but because defeat means the… — Knute Rockne Copy Share Image
We are not going to change the whole world, but we can change ourselves and feel free as birds. We can be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like Sylvia Plath, Natalie Jeanne Champagne invites you so close to the pain and agony of her life of mental illness and… — Andy Behrman Copy Share Image
My childhood was lonely. Both my parents were away a lot, working, and the maid basically raised me. And I think that's… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The real issues I don't think most people touch. The Clinton jokes are all about Monica Lewinsky and all that stuff and… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
God laughs on two occasions. He laughs when the physician says to the patient's mother, 'Don't be afraid, mother; I shall certainly… — Ramakrishna Copy Share Image
I often laugh and say I should go down to the Department of the Interior and register as an endangered species. I'm… — David Mixner Copy Share Image
I would love to be in 'Downton Abbey.' That's the thing I thing many people would have a good laugh with me… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
One thing I've learned from 35 years in the classroom is that people learn best when they are laughing, when they are… — Robert Reich Copy Share Image
You're so hypnotizing, You've got me laughing while I sing, you've got me smiling in my sleep, and I can see this… — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
“I don’t think it’s nice of you laughing.” − Hollywood icon Clint Eastwood, A Fistful of Dollars “I’m glad you’re laughing, because… — Austin Dragon Copy Share Image
I think satire is a luxury of literate middle-class people. People who are well fed and relatively secure in their beds can… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
I would find myself laughing and wondering where these ideas came from. You can call it imagination, I suppose. But I was… — Amy Tan Copy Share Image
You must reach inside yourselves where I live like a story, not old, not young laughing at my own sorrow, weeping pearls… — Francesca Lia Block Copy Share Image
“He laughed, and it dawned on him that this was what he was going to miss the most—all the possibility that was… — Karen Hawkins Copy Share Image
There are a lot of girls Ive found attractive, but we could never date. If a girl can make me laugh, thats… — Spencer Boldman Copy Share Image
I checked myself out in that funeral parlour scene. I saw myself laughing, because there was a shot of Ed and I… — Gavin MacLeod Copy Share Image
My job in this life is to give people spiritual ecstasy through music. In my concerts people cry, laugh, dance. If they… — Carlos Santana Copy Share Image
I've been acting since second grade, telling stories, making my parents laugh here and there, so I'm hoping my 'thing' is acting.… — Anna Camp Copy Share Image
People laugh at me. Sometimes I know why, and sometimes I don't. But I can pretty much find humor in anything. That… — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
When it's time to get dressed, put on your clothes. When you must walk, then walk. When you must sit, then sit.… — Linji Yixuan Copy Share Image
I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
No matter what the situation is - even if it's something that's not overly funny - people in Derry can always find… — Jamie-Lee O'Donnell Copy Share Image
There was a good deal of laughing and kissing and explaining, in the simple, loving fashion which makes these home-festivals so pleasant… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
When I meet a girl, I just sort of do really over-exaggerated terrible dance moves... a lot of hip movements. I get… — Nicholas D'Agosto Copy Share Image
You learn to laugh at yourself, and you also lean on comedy as a crutch to kind of take the edge off… — John Cena Copy Share Image
No, my young apprentice. You said the exact right thing. Again. I'm just laughing at life." "Why?" he asked, opening both his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, so you see some chick in baggy jeans and a hoodie, and you just have to have her so bad, you… — Alyson Noel Copy Share Image
I commend you, however, for passing the time in as merry a manner as you possibly could; it is assuredly better to… — George Washington Copy Share Image
A joke is either funny or it's not funny. If I hear a funny joke, you know what I do? I laugh,… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image