Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. And when I see the Tea Party and all this stuff,… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
There's a difference between racism and "I don't know any better. I'm clueless." Racism is like, "I'm trying to make you feel… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You know, you get famous and you work in these weird jobs and you don't have a lot in common with people.… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
My mother always says: "You know better, so you'll be punished. Your friends don't know better, so they won't be punished. They… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Early in my career it was very important that I gain the reputation. I haven't been on the road in two or… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
People are always going to, you know, find something wrong with people who are not the exact same as them. That's just… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I know what you're thinking: why is Chris Rock bagging groceries? But I dropped out of high school in the tenth grade,… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I am just here to support the President of the United States. President of the United States is our boss, but he… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I got love from my family. I don't really need love from a paper, you know what I mean? I can't get… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I love having somebody there - that companion thing. You know who you're going to eat with, who you're going to see… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
If you live with a single parent, you don't see compromise. You witness a grown person living in a world where they do what… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
There's not one reference in that thing that doesn't play. People deal with emotions in music all the time, but comedians are always talking… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it, but my… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I was raised to believe that you had to do things better than white people in order to succeed. The old black shows were… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
