I wanted to be a veterinarian for about a week of my life when I was a kid. But I found out… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
When you are a kid, you need to have something to do. This will keep you off the streets. — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Kids need to know they're the most important thing in the world to you, and if that means quitting your job to… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I always have been introspective, since I was a little kid, since I could remember, I was sitting in a closet trying… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Christmas was really where I started coming into my own as a performer because I did all this stuff on my own,… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I love stories about teachers. For some reason I can't get enough of those kind of stories. If I turn a movie… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
All i want to make sure of is that she's doing something she loves. watch your kids when they sit down and… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I enjoy fame except when I'm with my daughter. Kids stop me all the time and I don't want her to be… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I was that kid. I was entertaining everybody in the living room and throwing myself down flights of stairs and making the… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Our eyes are not viewers, they're also projectors that are running a second story over the picture that we see in front of us… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Fear is going to be a player in your life, but you get to decide how much! — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess. — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I don't believe in this fairy tale of staying together for ever. Ten years with somebody is enough. In ten years, you can give… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
“I practiced making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I don't think you can know God unless you're passionate about him so you're either screaming at him, enraptured with the idea of being… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good relationships in show business, you're gonna be depressed real fast.… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
