Kids Quotes by Jim Carrey

9 Kids quotes by Jim Carrey

Jim Carrey’s brief collection on children captures his exuberant humor and heartfelt insight in a handful of lively lines. The nine quotes bring a smile while reflecting on youthful wonder.

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When you are a kid, you need to have something to do. This will keep you off the streets.

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I wanted to be a veterinarian for about a week of my life when I was a kid. But I found out…

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Kids need to know they're the most important thing in the world to you, and if that means quitting your job to…

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I always have been introspective, since I was a little kid, since I could remember, I was sitting in a closet trying…

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I love stories about teachers. For some reason I can't get enough of those kind of stories. If I turn a movie…

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Christmas was really where I started coming into my own as a performer because I did all this stuff on my own,…

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All i want to make sure of is that she's doing something she loves. watch your kids when they sit down and…

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I enjoy fame except when I'm with my daughter. Kids stop me all the time and I don't want her to be…

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I was that kid. I was entertaining everybody in the living room and throwing myself down flights of stairs and making the…

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Usually you regret the things you say no to.

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Come back here so that I may brain thee!

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It's our intention. Our intention is everything. Nothing happens on this planet without it. Not one single thing has ever been accomplished without intention.

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