I don't think any of us felt like, "Oh, we need to put joke songs on the record." If we found something… — Mark Hoppus Copy Share Image
I couldn't joke about the person who'd saved me from facing absolute heartbreak at home, who fed my family boxes of sweets,… — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
I came from the Groundlings Theatre in L.A., and there, you're guaranteed to at least try something out in front of an… — Taran Killam Copy Share Image
I don't want to be elected president to sit around and see gridlock just become so dominant that people literally decline in… — Jeb Bush Copy Share Image
I don't think fast enough on my feet in terms of the writing to change the script too much when I'm shooting… — Kenneth Lonergan Copy Share Image
I try to offset any tendency towards the macabre with humour. As I see it, this is a typically English form of… — Alfred Hitchcock Copy Share Image
People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and… — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
It was always the most fun thing in the world to think of a joke area and talk about it with someone… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
We associate the North Atlantic with cod. The motto of Newfoundland used to be 'In cod we trust.' It was a joke,… — Simon Winchester Copy Share Image
Actually, I started as a ventriloquist and my music teacher said, "Why don't you emcee the talent show?" My act was out… — David Copperfield Copy Share Image
There is an old joke about socialism as the synthesis of the highest achievements of the whole human history to date: from… — Slavoj Žižek Copy Share Image
I like working in television because it's an evolving story that you tell. That's also one of the things I don't like… — Judy Greer Copy Share Image
When people become too intense, too serious, they will have trouble in relating to any sort of social game or norm. Perhaps… — Marshall McLuhan Copy Share Image
Words. I'm surrounding by thousands of words. Maybe millions...Deep within me, words pile up in huge drifts. Mountains of phrases and sentences… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men often joke about this assignment (I Peter 3:7): 'Who can understand a woman?' God has answered the question loud and clear.… — Stu Weber Copy Share Image
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on… — Syntific Copy Share Image
There is scarcely room for doubt that something in the psychological relation of a mother-in-law to a son-in-law breeds hostility between them… — Sigmund Freud Copy Share Image
In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My daddy was a carpenter that worked with the Jones boys, who are the most notorious in America. The black gangsters, you… — Quincy Jones Copy Share Image
I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
“... she took her husband's jokes and joviality as patiently as everything else, considering that "men would be so", and viewing the… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
I'm not good at narrative; I'm really a gag writer, and that comes from being in the newspaper comic strip world for… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
The Internet was done so well that most people think of it as a natural resource like the Pacific Ocean, rather than… — Alan Kay Copy Share Image
The first things I remember drawing were battles - big sheets of paper covered in terrible scenes of carnage - though when… — Anthony Browne Copy Share Image
The most consistent characteristic of awakened teachers and people I have met is a childlike nature. They laugh, cry, twinkle, and joke,… — Catherine Ingram Copy Share Image
I end up feeling like a spy in the house of ethnicity, you know? Because people will talk around me as they… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
Americans like to talk about (or be told about) Democracy but, when put to the test, usually find it to be an… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
This was Jace being brave. Simon thought, brave and snarky because he thought Lilith was going to kill him, and that was… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I dont want to sound gloomy, but, at some point of your lives, every one of you will notice that you have… — Christopher Lee Copy Share Image
I think the biggest shift for me is - this is going to sound like a wanky actor, but - getting in… — Zoe Bell Copy Share Image
Most critics don't realize that a novel like One Hundred Years of Solitude is a bit of a joke, full of signals… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez Copy Share Image
Humour allows us to see that ultimately things don't make sense. The only thing that truly makes sense is letting go of… — Dzigar Kongtrul Rinpoche Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
So many gay jokes tonight about (James) Franco. Apparently if you're clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you're super gay now. Is… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
In order to surprise her husband, the wife of a company executive decided to stop by her husband's office. On entering the… — Horla Copy Share Image
[Revealing character] can't be done by pushing the person into position or arranging his head at a certain angle. It must be… — Philippe Halsman Copy Share Image
Magic is an exercise of a pattern of thought (sometimes represented by a gesture, ritual, or the calling of a true name)… — Helen Oyeyemi Copy Share Image
We are all susceptible to the pull of viral ideas. Like mass hysteria. Or a tune that gets into your head that… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
I'll talk to Mortimer and see what he thinks, and then get back to you tomorrow. In the meantime, you should really… — Lynsay Sands Copy Share Image
I was photographing the photographer Brassaï. He had very prominent eyes, like a frog's. As I focused my lens, he brought his… — John Loengard Copy Share Image
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