Any intelligent woman would have made a dignified retreat, but this was New Jersey, where dignity always runs a poor second to… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
From the look on your face, I'd say you know him." I nodded. "Sold him a cannoli when I was in high… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
The way I see it, living in New Jersey is a challenge, what with the toxic waste and the eighteen wheelers and… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Adaptation is one of the great advantages to being born and bred in Jersey. We're simply not bested by bad air or… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Arson is a respected profession among certain subcultures in Jersey, and the good ones don't get caught. The good ones channel lightning… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Tastykakes are just another of the many advantages of living in Jersey. They’re made in Philly and shipped to Trenton in all… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I exchanged my flannel shirt for a Rangers jersey and zapped the television on. Probably I should make more phone calls, but… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
