Inspirational Quotes by Groucho Marx · Page 2

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa

— Groucho Marx

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.

— Groucho Marx

Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.

— Groucho Marx

I shall drink no # wine before it's time! OK, it's time.

— Groucho Marx

I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.

— Groucho Marx

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

— Groucho Marx

I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.

— Groucho Marx

I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.

— Groucho Marx

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid…

— Groucho Marx

If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.

— Groucho Marx

But what makes wage slaves? Wages!

— Groucho Marx

I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books

— Groucho Marx

You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way

— Groucho Marx