There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and family. But he can't make a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I see where we are starting to pay some attention to our neighbors to the south. We could never understand why Mexico… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I would never make a good economist. You know, an economist is a man that can tell you anything about — well,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is nothing as easy as denouncing. It don't take much to see that something is wrong, but it does take some… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is - they like to run their own business. I know men… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes-I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
