A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
I regard the amount of brainpower going into money management as a national scandal. When some idiot would get rich, they'd say,… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I'm no f****** talking to you. He's a f****** great player. Yous are f******* idiots. — Alex Ferguson Copy Share Image
Because the stuff that they feed kids now, they'll have a bunch of idiots in the next millennium as far as art… — Billy Higgins Copy Share Image
Basically this is what you want - a high performance machine that idiots can run. — Keith Rabois Copy Share Image
Who was the blundering idiot who said 'fine words butter no parsnips'? Half the parsnips of society are served and rendered palatable… — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
I was such a screwup when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot. — Curt Schilling Copy Share Image
The first time I performed at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles, I was in the back of the room doing vocal… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
I don't know anything about making movies. I'd never been on a film set. I'm really kind of an idiot when it… — Tony Kushner Copy Share Image
“If culture did not filter, it would be inane — as inane as the formless, boundless Internet is on its own. And… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
Now I'm a God, but tomorrow, when you have to stop me from playing with dead things again, you'll be right back… — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
If you run into a monkey in some idiot context, automatically you've got a very real problem taking place in the photograph. — Garry Winogrand Copy Share Image
My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
We had one idiot put a bomb in a shoe, and now everybody's got to take their shoes off? Where's the bra… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
Anyone who studies the energy predicament understands its connection with the operations of capital - and by this I do not mean… — James Howard Kunstler Copy Share Image
The biggest idiot you will meet in life will be the person that thinks they know it all. — Christopher Jones Copy Share Image
What you want to worship above youth, I think, is beauty, and beauty is so beyond just appearances after a while. Because… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I really love idiot, enlightened characters - these characters who fail to engage with the drama of their immediate circumstances; they fail… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
What sort of a brain-dead idiot does it take to actually believe that gun laws will prevent criminals from obtaining and carrying… — Neal Boortz Copy Share Image
On top of all that, look at this guy? I mean he's a idiot, he's 7 feet of pure idiot. You put… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Of course I know our economic growth can't match our population growth so of course I know we'll all get poorer until… — Bernard Chidzero Copy Share Image
