I'm going old school. Adult comedy but you can have your kids in the room. Kind of Andy Griffith meets Bill Cosby… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
You are not my high school crush, idiot.” “Great. I can die happy, then. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
If you're the handsome white guy, you tend to get cast as guys who are meant to be convincing in their jobs.… — Jon Hamm Copy Share Image
All the people in the Kuo-ch'ing monastery They say, "Han-shan is an idiot." "Am I really an idiot:" I reflect. But my… — Hanshan Copy Share Image
When you're a father you censor yourself. You get just as angry with a child but you don't want to say, "What… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
We're all idiots when we're young. We don't think we are, but we are. So we should be. — Helen Mirren Copy Share Image
When I was younger, my parents used to say, "Trust us on this. We have more experience than you." And I was… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
How was I to know your pet was a god-killer? What kind of idiot ties herself down to one of his kind?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Andrew hated to see her humiliated and pathetic like this; but he half hated her too for landing herself in it, when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This country's crazy in terms of fame and what people think it means. They expect a writer to be something between a… — Kent Haruf Copy Share Image
Polite diseases make some idiots vain, Which, if unfortunately well, they feign. — Edward Young Copy Share Image
An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he… — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
You’re an idiot, Maxon Schreave. Your parents have completely sabotaged you. You could have a thousand girls set before you, and it… — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
We're a long way from the embargo ending. Look at what just happened with the rollback of Obama's Cuba policies. Two idiot… — Achy Obejas Copy Share Image
Some people just think utopians are idiots who are imagining rivers of candy and not really engaging with the world's ills, and… — Christine Jennings Copy Share Image
When I met President Obama, all I could say was 'wow' - twice. What an idiot. — Kathy Bates Copy Share Image
The traits I respect are erudition and the courage to stand up when half-men are afraid for their reputation. Any idiot can… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
If you're hiring, if you're the person doing the hiring, forgive a scar or two. Remember that when we were young, we… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
