Imagine, if you will, that I am an idiot. Then, imagine that I am also a Congressman. But, alas, I repeat myself. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, I just like acting like an idiot on camera and having a laugh with my friends.… — Joe Sugg Copy Share Image
No, I won't leave the world--I'll enter a lunatic asylum and see if the profundity of insanity reveals to me the riddles… — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
Any idiot would know women's needs are simple. All we want is your basic millionaire brain surgeon criminal lawyer great dancer who… — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
Things which any idiot could write usually have the quality of having been written by an idiot. — Bram Cohen Copy Share Image
Don't let the idiots that like to bring you down, succeed in discouraging you. I let it get to me a while… — Christina Grimmie Copy Share Image
The problem is that you cannot prove yourself against someone who is much weaker than yourself. They are in a lose/lose situation.… — Martin Van Creveld Copy Share Image
Squatting on old bones and excrement and rusty iron, in a white blaze of heat, a panorama of naked idiots stretches to… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
White men have screwed this country up! I would like a black, female…. everything all rolled into one.I want something different. I… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I don't think it's ever hard to punch someone in the face who's just punched you in the face. I would say… — Zach McGowan Copy Share Image
The Complete Idiots Guide to Eating Raw is ideal for anyone looking to seamlessly adopt eating habits that will benefit overall health… — Brendan Brazier Copy Share Image
What are you doing?" "Looking for my fangs." "We don't grow fangs you idiot! — Darren Shan Copy Share Image
You're an idiot," she whispered tearfully. Finally, he opened his eyes and stared up at her; by then, she had moved on… — Melissa Marr Copy Share Image
I think it's funny because on 'Glee Project,' there's that added pressure, but with 'Glee,' there's no element of competition. No one's… — Samuel Larsen Copy Share Image
“Doing good and dealing with intentional idiots far out weighs sitting back and relaxing.” — Richie Norton Copy Share Image
If the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot. — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
The terms "idiot" and "lunatic" were acceptable diagnostic terms in England up until 1959. "Imbecile" and "feeble-minded person" were, likewise, listed as… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
One can't help but marvel at the variety of ways that women had devised to make us look like flaming idiots. — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Any other iron on you?” he asked impatiently. “Just my tongue stud.” His look was a mixture of curiosity and horror. “I’m… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
