I always invest in companies an idiot could run, because one day one will. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
Nobody but an idiot would pretend that they had an error-proof way of choosing the 'best' out of hundreds of perfectly qualified… — Mary Beard Copy Share Image
Love is not an option. It's the choice of an idiot who wants to end with nothing, robbed and abused and humiliated. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I laughed. “You’re too young to be so … pessimistic,” I said, using the English word. “Pessi-what?” “Pessimistic. It means looking only… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
It's completely idiot proof." I told them they've got it all wrong. I want a machine that is "idiot friendly. — William Weld Copy Share Image
By neglecting our garden, we are storing up for ourselves, in the not very distant future, a world catastrophe as bad as… — Gerald Durrell Copy Share Image
Idiot - A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Spring TO what purpose, April, do you return again? Beauty is not enough. You can no longer quiet me with the redness… — Edna St. Vincent Millay Copy Share Image
You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!" ~Haruhi — Bisco Hatori Copy Share Image
Silverstream: You idiot!!! What are you doing in my territory??? Graystripe:...Drowning? Silverstream: Can't you do that in your own territory? Graystripe: Ah,… — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
I have come to an unalterable decision - to go and live forever in Polynesia. Then I can end my days in… — Paul Gauguin Copy Share Image
The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes we had brought from the wilds… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I decided, "Well, I'll be a forest ranger!" Because I thought, "I'll get to go out in the woods, I'll be in… — Keith Carradine Copy Share Image
I don't think you can write an experience as you're having it without being an idiot. — Jessa Crispin Copy Share Image
This is what entertainment is all about- idiots, explosives and falling anvils. — John Calvin Copy Share Image
It's kind of an embarrassing story - that's why it's called 'The Idiot.' But looking back at your past self, you see… — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
I used to think my father was an idiot, until I turned twenty-one... Then I thought he was a genus. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability… — John Updike Copy Share Image
If stocks are attractive and you don't buy, you don't just look like an idiot, you are an idiot. — Jeremy Grantham Copy Share Image
Am I odd?Is there something wrong with me,like Mrs.Tifton Said?" Skye knelt down on the wet grass and looked straight into Batty's… — Jeanne Birdsall Copy Share Image
What an infernal set of fools those schoolmarms must be! Well, if in order to please men they wish to live on… — Elizabeth Cady Stanton Copy Share Image
When things don't go well, it helps to think of yourself as a genius and the rest of the world as a… — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
