Changing schools and friends is hard on children and can often make them desperate and lonely enough to form closer ties with… — Linda Sunshine Children Copy Share Image
every one of us possesses a gene predisposing us toward rivalry, competition, and fits of envy with any past, present, or future… — Linda Sunshine Competition Copy Share Image
If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the… — Linda Sunshine Attention Copy Share Image
A basic rule of baking is that, in general, it's almost impossible to make an inedible batch of brownies. — Linda Sunshine Baking Copy Share Image
Looking young and attractive with makeup is the next best thing to actually being young and attractive. After all, a woman only… — Linda Sunshine Attractive Copy Share Image
As we move closer and closer to a nonsexist world, women will have an equal opportunity as men to be rejected, embarrassed,… — Linda Sunshine Consolation Copy Share Image
Major fluctuations in weight gain and loss are detrimental to your health and embarrassing to explain to your friends and family. — Linda Sunshine Detrimental Copy Share Image
My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time. — Linda Sunshine Grades Copy Share Image
Almost everything can be construed as sexual harassment depending upon the way it is said. One general rule of thumb is to… — Linda Sunshine Co worker Copy Share Image
I will not go out with a man who wears more jewelry than me, and I'll never, ever go to bed with… — Linda Sunshine Babe Copy Share Image
If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same… — Linda Sunshine Children Copy Share Image
Our mother's first gift to us comes at the moment we are born, because Mom, as she will subsequently remind us over… — Linda Sunshine Born Copy Share Image
Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day. — Linda Sunshine Fun Copy Share Image
After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down. — Linda Sunshine Cleaning Copy Share Image
When shopping at Dunkin' Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, 'Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted… — Linda Sunshine Coffee Copy Share Image
I wasn't very good about the pain. I started screaming for painkillers after the third contraction and didn't stop until my daughter… — Linda Sunshine Childbirth Copy Share Image
I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn't afraid of electricity. — Linda Sunshine Electricity Copy Share Image
Dating is probably the most important aspect of a single person's life. — Linda Sunshine Aspect Copy Share Image
I discovered, quite early in motherhood, that the longest and most painful deliveries occur when you give birth to stepchildren. — Linda Sunshine Birth Copy Share Image
It's surely one of the strange phenomena of this decade that the most thoughtful gift you can bring a date is not… — Linda Sunshine Ankles Copy Share Image
Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt… — Linda Sunshine Aunt Copy Share Image
the three most common myths of modern romance: 1. Single men would prefer being married. 2. Married men actually leave their wives.… — Linda Sunshine Being married Copy Share Image
A careful blending of sarcasm, irony, and teasing, bickering has its own distinctive cadence and rhythm and is as difficult to master… — Linda Sunshine Bickering Copy Share Image
