Aunt Quote by Linda Sunshine

“Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie.” quote by Linda Sunshine — Download Open image

“Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie.”

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Changing schools and friends is hard on children and can often make them desperate and lonely enough to form closer ties with a sibling.

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every one of us possesses a gene predisposing us toward rivalry, competition, and fits of envy with any past, present, or future siblings.

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Tip the world over and everything loose falls into L.A.

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If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and…

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A basic rule of baking is that, in general, it's almost impossible to make an inedible batch of brownies.

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Looking young and attractive with makeup is the next best thing to actually being young and attractive. After all, a woman only has a…

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As we move closer and closer to a nonsexist world, women will have an equal opportunity as men to be rejected, embarrassed, and humiliated…

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Major fluctuations in weight gain and loss are detrimental to your health and embarrassing to explain to your friends and family.

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My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.

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Almost everything can be construed as sexual harassment depending upon the way it is said. One general rule of thumb is to think of…

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I will not go out with a man who wears more jewelry than me, and I'll never, ever go to bed with a guy…

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If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then…

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