“Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a 'man dog',a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and stare at the barmaid's arse” — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
“Because you were wearing a badge, customers assumed you were an oracle. 'What aisle is the desiccated coconut' 'How long do you cook a butternut squash?' 'What would you have with a pan fried red mullet?' 'Where can I find… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
Doing stand up helps - thinking on your feet definitely comes in handy when it's a live show. — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I mean, seeing 10 very talented interior designers is not hard work - it's an absolute joy. — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
With Stand Up To Cancer, every penny goes to Cancer Research UK. You are playing with people's lives. I knew I needed to get… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I think I have got a lot better as an interviewer. I let people talk now which is something you need to do. At… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
It sounds like I work at Hallmark, but every day is a journey and you get better and that's the whole point of life. — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
“Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a 'man dog',a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I mean, I see the old interviews with Bette Davis or Joan Crawford, these characters clawed their way up - what stories. — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I think TV in general is camp. 'X Factor' is camp, 'Strictly Come Dancing' is camp. Basically, an orange man comes down some stairs… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
