Humorous Quotes by Al Bernstein

A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.

— Al Bernstein

Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.

— Al Bernstein

Easy doesn't do it.

— Al Bernstein

We treat this world of ours as though we have a spare in the trunk.

— Al Bernstein

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

— Al Bernstein

The voice of experience keeps its mouth shut.

— Al Bernstein

Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years.

— Al Bernstein

To the victor belong the responsibilities.

— Al Bernstein

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good.…

— Al Bernstein

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.

— Al Bernstein

Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.

— Al Bernstein

Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.

— Al Bernstein