Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good. Beauty is in the hand of the beer holder. Beauty is in the heart of the… — Al Bernstein Copy Share Image
If I were the commissioner of all sports media I would issue an immediate ban on three-person announcing teams on telecasts of live sporting events. In almost all cases three is one voice too many. — Al Bernstein Copy Share Image
Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. — Al Bernstein Copy Share Image
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good.… — Al Bernstein Copy Share Image
Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. — Al Bernstein Copy Share Image
Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does. — Al Bernstein Copy Share Image
