“now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, its lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“i would rather eat dog shit full of razor blades than have anything to do with you.” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“why do you have to fix the salad? who broke it? i didn't touch it. did you break the salad, mom? if… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“rolf! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there for a sec while I KICK YOUR… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“They certainly won't think she's been taken over by the devil. If anything, they're suspicious that the devil's taken a day off.” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“Haven't I taught her anything ?" Infinite Darlene is clearly exasperated. "I mean, I know she has bad taste. But this is… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
Your humor is your compass and your shield. You can hone it into a weapon or you can pull its strands out… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“i do not eat breakfast. i never eat breakfast. I haven't eaten breakfast since I was able to walk out the back… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“So what else can I tell you?" I asked. "I mean, to get you to reveal Lily to me." She triangled her… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“When the end comes, there will be important things to say, for sure. But there will also be that last laugh, and… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“anyone is laughing out loud about the things they lol. i think it should be spelled loll. like what a lobotomized person's… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“and the HE stands up. if frenchy's could bottle him up and sell him as porn, they'd probably own half of chicago… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“Why are there so many people out here?' Boomer asked as we bobbed and weaved roughly forward. 'Christmas shopping.' I explained. 'Already?… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“i am like a dead begonia hanging upside down because like a dead begonia I don't give a fuck” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
No funny stuff in here tonight, you understand?” Dash said, “I assure you I could not contemplate any of your so-called funny… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
Laughter rarely lasts longer than a few seconds, it's true. But how enjoyable those few seconds are. — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“When you jump, all you're going to do is fall. But leaping? Leaping is when you think there's something on the other side.” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“The past and the future are what's complicated. It's the present that's simple. And the simplicity is the sensation of it being just her… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
You could be the leaf that never falls from the tree you could be the sun that never leaves the sky this might be… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“Patrick: Is she worth the trouble? Cameron: I thought she was- Patrick: Either she is, or she isn't. So give it a shot, or… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“We saw our friends die. But we also see our friends live. So many of them live, and we often toast their long and… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
maybe tonight you're scared of falling, and maybe there's somebody here or somewhere else you're thinking about, worrying over, fretting over, trying to figure… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“i nod to the other will grayson, up onstage. he nods to me. we have something between us, him and me. but the truth?… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
The terrorists-those nineteen people, with hundreds or maybe thousands behind them-did the worst thing you can possibly imagine. But tens of millions people did… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
But I still has enough longing for that concept that I didn't want to dispel it completely. Meaning: I didn't want to tell Lily… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
