Abbreviations Quote by David Levithan

“(rofl! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there a sec while I KICK YOUR ASS.)”

— David Levithan

“I pushed back my chair and leaned against the table, then swung back to Tens. 'And if you're not nicer to me I'll just…

— Amber Kizer

“God, don't laugh!" Jamie said, alarmed. "I didna mean to make ye laugh! Christ, Jenny will kill me if ye cough up a lung…

— Diana Gabaldon

“I giggle a little at that, then firmly cut it out. No giggling. He is not funny. He is stupid and hypocritical, Zelda. Never…

— Leah Rae Miller

“I probably will see humor in someone kicking your ass. But I promise to avenge you right after I stop laughing.”

— K.F. Breene

“Walk it off, man" he suggested with a smirk as he began leading him by the elbow out of the chaos of the stacks…

— Abigail Roux

“With a foot propped up on my chair, I picked up Zane’s finger and ran it along my inner thigh, right near the hem…

— Megan Erickson

“You've got no sense of humor." "I'm going to laugh really hard after I kick your ass.”

— J.D. Robb

“The only sound was Alvin’s snorts of laughter. “Dude, you’re the only one standing there! Who are you talking to, the vegetable dip?” he…

— Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

“laughing is good. so long as you are not insulting anyone.”

— A Gentlemen

“I walked to the table and picked it up, doing as he asked. And then it struck me that I was setting a so-called…

— Lia Habel

“Get down here before you’re recognized.” “Playing hide-and-seek under the table? Crouching in the dirt? Typical of your kind, but far beneath my dignity.”…

— Holly Black