Humor Quote by David Levithan Download Open image ““i would rather eat dog shit full of razor blades than have anything to do with you.”” — David Levithan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Sad Will-grayson-will-grayson
“It's a rough place, son. In fact, you have to puke twice and show your razor just to get in.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What is it with you women?" he yelled, kicking at the air. "You come into our lives, you take everythin'! Throughout the years you… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“If I had a razor, I'd cut your throat - just to see what ran out of it." "Caterpillar blood," I said.” — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
“You'll have to do better than that measly steel blade to make a dent in me.” — Amy Plum Copy Share Image
“I don’t beat around the bush. Especially since I like my women clean shaven.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“What? I like flesh. I’m a werewolf. It’s not like I’m going to be a vegetarian.” — Chessela Helm Copy Share Image
“A pink razor is like a mouse, where ever it is the pussy will follow.” — Helen Ellis Copy Share Image
“When you jump, all you're going to do is fall. But leaping? Leaping is when you think there's something on the other side.” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“The past and the future are what's complicated. It's the present that's simple. And the simplicity is the sensation of it being just her… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
You could be the leaf that never falls from the tree you could be the sun that never leaves the sky this might be… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“Patrick: Is she worth the trouble? Cameron: I thought she was- Patrick: Either she is, or she isn't. So give it a shot, or… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“We saw our friends die. But we also see our friends live. So many of them live, and we often toast their long and… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
maybe tonight you're scared of falling, and maybe there's somebody here or somewhere else you're thinking about, worrying over, fretting over, trying to figure… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“i nod to the other will grayson, up onstage. he nods to me. we have something between us, him and me. but the truth?… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
The terrorists-those nineteen people, with hundreds or maybe thousands behind them-did the worst thing you can possibly imagine. But tens of millions people did… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
But I still has enough longing for that concept that I didn't want to dispel it completely. Meaning: I didn't want to tell Lily… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
