Quote by Neil Patrick Harris Download Open image “Some chick has a dress made entirely of razor blades. I feel bad for her nipples.” — Neil Patrick Harris ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Now Females are getting there Nipples Periced But guess who I know that wear clip on's?! — Taylor London Copy Share Image
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table...theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There was also the option of a “vest,” which covered the marginally less shameful chest area. This area included the sensitive skin protrusions known… — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
But we disposable women have to be realistic in this life, you know. Else we get itchy and discontented and start contemplating the kitchen… — Jude Morgan Copy Share Image
Congratulations on finally wearing a tassel on something other than your nipples. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want to say that women who do use makeup or get breast implants or have fake nails are insecure. They're entitled to… — Hari Nef Copy Share Image
It used to be if you wanted something nice to wear, you would sew it yourself for your body type. Women before the 20th… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“I have a double-breasted suit. It’s got four nipples stitched on the front (two are faux nipples).” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about.” — Garrison Keillor Copy Share
Never shave your eyebrows and paint them back exactly were they where, thats absurd in nomarl terms, please women just stop — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My favorite time to dance is at, like, wedding receptions, when it's all ages and everyone seems to be having fun. — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
I pride myself in being able to straddle demographics, and if that was said as Barney Stinson, it would mean a little different thing. — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
Paris is not so exciting and romantic when you’re jet lagged and alone. — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
I didn't want to go marching down the street with camera crews. Oy. To get married? Really? It seems like you have an agenda… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
'Smurfs' just seemed like a great way to represent a young father to be, guy in a marriage, work in conflict, and I was… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
What defines a relationship is the work that's involved to maintain it, and it's constantly changing. — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
I like to make decisions based on things I'm interested in doing, not what seems like the next move in my quote-unquote career. — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
“He wanted a home. He wanted a family. He wanted to have friends. But none of those things were realistic. At least not until he came to Mineral Wells. Right now Carter was just trying to hold on to the happiness he'd found since meeting Mr. Vernon the previous night. "To belong, okay??" Carter snapped. He felt tears in his… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share
Rest in peace, Steve Jobs. Your genius will live on for generations to come... — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
Before babies, I worked very hard to make sure I understood my surroundings and figured out where I fit in the world, whether it… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
I often teach a graduate theater seminar on Greek tragedy in performance. I usually begin by saying that no matter what technological advances occur,… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
Thankfully I've been quite lucky in my career, but it's always good to re-evaluate things and think about what else you want to do. — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
