Comedy Quote by Anonymous

When it comes to facials, eyebrows are my penis' finish lines.

— Nikhil Saluja

I admire the commitment of girls who paint their eyebrows on. How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day? What if…

— Valdovinoz1015

But when my grandmother saw me plucking [my eyebrows] she said: 'Don't. You will regret it. One day you will wake up with no…

— Natalia Vodianova

My friend, Sue Ann, in college pulled me aside and said, 'Honey I love you but you have got to start waxing your eyebrows.…

— Angela Kinsey

A man should not get his eyebrows shaped, he should get them groomed.

— Anastasia Soare

I'm down to bleach my eyebrows again. I tell you what, though - that didn't go down well with my boyfriend. Girls love it.…

— Florence Welch

“Do you shave them to conform to what society—and by society I mainly mean the male gaze—expects of you or just simply for your…

— Harper Bliss

I absolutely hate waxing and any kinda manscaping, although I love it when I'm cutting a man's hair, and his eyebrows are really insane,…

— Hunx

I just have always wanted to shave my head. I think every woman should just do it once in her lifetime.

— Alexandra Shipp

Don't do anything drastic like getting your eyebrows tattooed.

— Greta Lee

I see guys with, like, eyebrow art, and I wanna tell them, 'You don't have to go too crazy on your brows. Take it…

— Ryan Reynolds

No female iniquity was more severely condemned than the habit of plucking eyebrows and the hairline to heighten the forehead.

— Barbara Tuchman