I had great affection for Dana Carvey, and I think we all thought, "Dana's the guy. There's the comic genius." — Kurt Fuller Copy Share Image
Guys ask me, 'Why are you always smiling?' Are you kidding? I'm in the NFL, that's why! — Hines Ward Copy Share Image
When things change a lot, some guys handle the change better than others, but that doesn't mean the guys that take longer… — Niki Lauda Copy Share Image
This kid deserves anything good that happens to him. He's such a good guy. He's just the nicest human being you want… — Angelo Dundee Copy Share Image
People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I am such a bloody talented guy. I might go into painting or something like that. — Alex Ferguson Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not the one who brings your food anymore? What is… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I don't take reviews very seriously, but in their totality I think they are representative of how the audience feels, and of… — David Zucker Copy Share Image
There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
Right before I got The West Wing, I was pretty much out of money. When I first came in to Warner Brothers,… — Dule Hill Copy Share Image
You know the phrase 'Jesus laughed' isn't ever used in the Gospels. So, most people walk away with the idea that Jesus… — John Eldredge Copy Share Image
He says he was physically not right, that's fine but the mentality, even if you're not right, you're still in a fight… — Andre Ward Copy Share Image
In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night! — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
A woman talks about having sex, and it's like, well, a guy got to have sex with you, so you're stupid. You've… — Emily Ratajkowski Copy Share Image
I'd watched every episode of 'True Blood' from the very beginning. The show's characters were in my blood, so when I started,… — Robert Kazinsky Copy Share Image
The absolute favorite part of Comic-Con is seeing like a Mass Effect guy hanging out with a Sailor Moon, and they're just… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
The other guys are selling certainty. Not me. I'm on the corner with doubt. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
When I retire, I don't want to just move to some island somewhere. I want to be the guy who gives it… — Michael Scott Copy Share Image
I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Jessica Biel is a really interesting case. She actually called us after the table read and said, "You guys should go meaner."… — Raphael Bob-Waksberg Copy Share Image
If you cry over a guy, then your friends can't date him. It can't even be considered. — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
