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The guys in New York don’t know the new media. San Francisco takes more risks as a culture. — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
I hate false advertising, like 'Skittles: taste the rainbow.' No one's ever been like, 'Rainbow, right you guys?' Or what's Reese's? 'There's… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
You look at my audience, and it proves what Congress thinks America is, is wrong. I get people across the political spectrum.… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I was born Joseph Lane, but when I applied to the actors union, they said they already had a Joe Lane on… — Nathan Lane Copy Share Image
Man, y'know, I'm a music guy. I like a lot of different things. It depends on the time of the day and… — LaMarr Woodley Copy Share Image
There are a lot of other people out there that some of us wish had run for President, but they didn't. I… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
I was always this guy who appreciated and loved women and supported them and all those little things that were female-skewed, strong… — Barry Bostwick Copy Share Image
I didn't go to Catholic school but I had a tough teacher, a tough math teacher.I remember everything that guy taught me.… — Meryl Streep Copy Share Image
When you're providing a service to somebody, you're the guy they always call when something's wrong. — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
I always hate telling my jokes in print 'cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I like to be one of those drummers who actually add to the music, not one of those guys who sit in… — Dave Lombardo Copy Share Image
I'm an emotional guy, so I don't have to worry about a girl trying to get me to open up. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, it's still a show about guys who ride extremely fast motorcycles for a living. — Doug Liman Copy Share Image
I'm a guy's guy. I don't comb my hair unless I have to, and I don't use lotions or fancy shampoos. — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
I was sitting one day and thinking about cannibalism, because that's what guys like me do... and I thought, suppose a guy… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
The Moguls is a story about guys that have all grown up together and are now in their late 40s, early 50s. — Joe Pantoliano Copy Share Image
Hi, Tad!' she said. 'Hi, Jeff! Hey, I'm not interrupting anything, am I?' 'Uh, no,' I said. 'We were just...I mean, Tad… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
Yes, okay, it's cool to be quirky, maybe, on the side. Do some puzzles, make puzzles, whatever, learn how to ride a… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I think guys are more emotional. Men are supposed to be the strong ones, they have pressure on them to be strong,… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
Creating a world that reflects the inner voyage of our characters was really important. Also, because this isn't a black and white… — Veena Sud Copy Share Image
My first interview at 'SI,' I sat in silence next to Guy LaFleur for five minutes on the New York Rangers team… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
Frankie is obviously a top-level guy and he's a guy that I know I can beat. — Chad Mendes Copy Share Image
I grew up idolizing these men, like Arnold Schwarzenegger. I loved Sly (Stallone). I loved Bruce Willis. These guys embodied everything that… — Katee Sackhoff Copy Share Image
To survive in a lot of male-dominated situations - the police, the military, what have you - you put on a bit… — Dean Norris Copy Share Image
The really good thing about my career is that I never went through a phase where I played characters who had names… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
I remember reading 'Disturbia,' one of the first scripts I ever got, and I go 'Pfft, who wants to make a movie… — Alex Pettyfer Copy Share Image
You go into an audition, you're either the one or you're not, and if you're not, you go home. And I kind… — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
I really like The Vamps. Im friends with a couple of the guys from the band, so thats fun. — Sophie Turner Copy Share Image
I don't consider myself a star or a celebrity. I'm a simple guy who works a lot. — Helmut Jahn Copy Share Image
When I met Johnny, I was pure virgin. He changed that. He was my first everything. My first real kiss. My first… — Winona Ryder Copy Share Image
I'm not a comic book character. I'm not Indiana Jones or Bond, I'm a flesh and blood guy who is ageing and… — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I think the ordinary guy has just as much right to say 'This is a good song'… — Kenny G Copy Share Image
I would mimic what I saw in Grease and Guys and Dolls in front of my mom's mirror and I would practice… — Elizabeth Olsen Copy Share Image