Great golf Quotes · Page 2

Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one…

— Lee Trevino

Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.

— Madonna Ciccone

What makes a great golf course is continuity and variety: right-to-left holes, left-to-right holes.

— Amy Alcott

Show me a man with a great golf game, and I’ll show you a man who has been neglecting something.

— John F. Kennedy

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.

— Kevin Costner

A shot that goes in the cup is pure luck, but a shot to within two feet of the flag is skill.

— Ben Hogan

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.

— Jimmy Demaret

I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.

— Billy Graham

A good player who is a great putter is a match for any golfer. A great hitter who cannot putt is a…

— Ben Sayers

How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It's simple - I missed a four foot putt for an…

— Arnold Palmer

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays.

— Ian Baker-Finch

Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf…

— A. P. Herbert

Bad putting is due more to the effect the green has upon the player than it has upon the action of the…

— Bobby Jones

There are a number of golfers who are playing great golf in their 40s.

— Retief Goosen

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

— Lee Trevino

Never admit that your back goes out more than you do

— Joan Rivers

Having a great golf swing helps under pressure, but golf is a game about scoring. It's like an artist who can get…

— Jerry Pate

For this game you need, above all things, to be in a tranquil frame of mind.

— Harry Vardon

Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot.

— Dave Marr

I didn't miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole.

— Peter Jacobsen

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

— Lee Trevino

The more you play it the less you know about it.

— Patty Berg

Forget the last shot. It takes so long to accept that you can't always replicate your swing. The only thing you can…

— Mark McCumber

Golf is just a game - and an idiotic game most of the time.

— Mark Calcavecchia