Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole.… — Chuck Hogan Copy Share Image
I definitely haven't shown the world my best golf. I haven't even shown the world great golf, or consistent, great golf. — Justin Thomas Copy Share Image
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good… — Nubar Gulbenkian Copy Share Image
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. — Ben Crenshaw Copy Share Image
The key is to design great golf courses all around the world. But my plan is only to do a select few.… — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
Forget the last shot. It takes so long to accept that you can't always replicate your swing. The only thing you can… — Mark McCumber Copy Share Image
You know, that's one great thing about the sport we play is you know, whether it's here, whether it's anywhere else we… — Patrick Reed Copy Share Image
The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against… — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
I expect myself to do well. I'm not, like, 'Oh, well.' I'm not in that category just yet. I don't play great… — Fred Couples Copy Share Image
A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife. — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it. — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do. — Bob Bruce Copy Share Image
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. — Kevin Costner Copy Share Image
Show me a man with a great golf game, and I’ll show you a man who has been neglecting something. — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that. — Gardner Dickinson Copy Share Image
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it. — Jimmy Demaret Copy Share Image
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
I have found the game to be, in all factualness, a universal language wherever I traveled at home or abroad. — Ben Hogan Copy Share Image
It is nevertheless a game of considerable passion, either of the explosive type, or that which burns inwardly and sears the soul. — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age. — Tom Mulligan Copy Share Image
Really in all my years on Tour, in the U.S. Open I probably played great golf in two of them, out of… — Fred Couples Copy Share Image
Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists. — Heywood Hale Broun Copy Share Image
For this game you need, above all things, to be in a tranquil frame of mind. — Harry Vardon Copy Share Image
Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty… — Dave Marr Copy Share Image
Golf is a game you can never get too good at. You can improve, but you can never get to where you… — Gay Brewer Copy Share Image
I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to… — Seve Ballesteros Copy Share Image
You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It's simple - I missed a four foot putt for an… — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
