Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that. — Gardner Dickinson Copy Share Image
I've said a thousand times, you can't go into a shop and buy a good golf game. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it. — Jimmy Demaret Copy Share Image
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. — Kevin Costner Copy Share Image
I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course. — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
I think anybody that has had a bad game, or, I dunno, I guess if you go out golfing and you hook… — Adam Vinatieri Copy Share Image
There are three ways of learning golf: by study, which is the most wearisome; by imitation, which is the most fallacious; and… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through… — Mac O'Grady Copy Share Image
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called… — Alex Hay Copy Share Image
It is today an accepted principle of golfing architecture that the tiger should be teased and trapped and tested, while the rabbit… — Bernard Darwin Copy Share Image
If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and… — Harry Vardon Copy Share Image
I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
I know I will have to come to forgiveness and acceptance of what has happened for me to go on and be… — Elin Nordegren Copy Share Image
I'm a competitor. No matter what I'm doing, whether I'm golfing, whether I'm playing indoor soccer with my fiancé - he's not… — Carli Lloyd Copy Share Image
Even the White House is weighing in on the deflate-gate scandal. Yesterday they encouraged Tom Brady to 'be mindful of the way… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Excessive golfing dwarfs the intellect. Nor is this to be wondered at when you consider that the more fatuously vacant the mind… — Charles Walter Simpson Copy Share Image
If you are out there golfing, and you hit a bad shot, anyone who knows golf will tell you that you just… — Johny Hendricks Copy Share Image
The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag. — Byron Nelson Copy Share Image
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The better your attitude and the harder you work, the luckier you get. — Robert G. Allen Copy Share Image
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
