Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
Even the White House is weighing in on the deflate-gate scandal. Yesterday they encouraged Tom Brady to 'be mindful of the way… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What… — George Archer Copy Share Image
I know I will have to come to forgiveness and acceptance of what has happened for me to go on and be… — Elin Nordegren Copy Share Image
Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry… — Michael Bamberger Copy Share Image
Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses... — Adlai Stevenson I Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, last summer we were golfing together, me, him and Alonzo Mourning. I don't know how to golf, but… — Dwyane Wade Copy Share Image
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do… — Peter Andrews Copy Share Image
It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism… — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don't really seem to know… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
I think daycare is great for people who have to work two jobs. My problem is with people who are dropping kids… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Excessive golfing dwarfs the intellect. Nor is this to be wondered at when you consider that the more fatuously vacant the mind… — Charles Walter Simpson Copy Share Image
I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
I'm kind of like a guy who's missing a little bit of the guy gene. Like, I love steak, but the notion… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
In the business world, what’s the female equivalent of going golfing with a client?” Laney gave this some thought. Payton fell silent,… — Julie James Copy Share Image
Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. — Kevin Costner Copy Share Image
