Golfing Quotes · Page 3

The best exercise for golfers is golfing.

— Bobby Jones

The better your attitude and the harder you work, the luckier you get.

— Robert G. Allen

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.

— Jimmy Demaret

I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.

— Billy Graham

My hobbies are painting, crafts, and I like golfing.

— Nancy Kerrigan

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his…

— Jessica Simpson

His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays.

— Ian Baker-Finch

But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do.

— Sam Snead

It is today an accepted principle of golfing architecture that the tiger should be teased and trapped and tested, while the rabbit…

— Bernard Darwin

Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf…

— A. P. Herbert

No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs…

— Bruce McCall

I am a proud product of Irish golf and the Golfing Union of Ireland and am hugely honoured to have come from…

— Rory McIlroy

I was very competitive with my brothers when I was younger. Now we are all in completely different worlds. Im not in…

— Alec Baldwin

Never admit that your back goes out more than you do

— Joan Rivers

Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's.

— Grantland Rice

Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot.

— Dave Marr

You can't call it a sport. You don't run, jump, you don't shoot, you don't pass. All you have to do is…

— Steve Sax

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

— Lee Trevino

The more you play it the less you know about it.

— Patty Berg

I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk…

— Lee Trevino

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

— Lee Trevino

Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.

— Paul Harvey

Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called…

— Alex Hay