I was frustrated. I was doing some bad movies, movies that I knew going in were not going to be great. — Joan Chen Copy Share Image
I can't see that it's wrong to give him a little legal experience before he goes out to practice law. — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
Don't see beyond future because you will ended up fogetting to put on your own pant. — Redley Copy Share Image
The enduring is something which must be accounted for. One cannot simply shrug it off. — Walker Percy Copy Share Image
Admit it ... you've always wanted to see what it would be like to meet yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that… — Malin Akerman Copy Share Image
In preschool, I would plan out my show-and-tell every week to be funny and exciting. Then in first grade I wrote a… — Maxim Knight Copy Share Image
“What’s that around your neck?” asked Emily. “It’s a golden star.” Said Reed. “What did you get it for?” “Chemistry class.” “What’s… — Rumi Antoinette Copy Share Image
Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because there ain't no one man who can keep up with… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
I'm in a weird position, because I like rainbows, but I'm not gay. So whenever I go out wearing a rainbow shirt,… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“A Skalan trader tried to tell me the streets of his cities were paved with gold," Alec went on. "I didn't believe… — Lynn Flewelling Copy Share Image
There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a dinosaur until it wakes up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you record the world honestly, there's no way people can stop being funny. A lot of fiction writing doesn't get that… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
That one song on your iPod that plays real loud and scares the shit out of you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; Im beginning to believe it. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
As soon as I got funny, I killed any majestic intentions in my work. — William Wegman Copy Share Image
Fate has it in for me to be an exhibit: that funny old lady from the telly. — Mary Beard Copy Share Image
If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking? — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. — Harriet Morgan Copy Share Image
Wherever flaxseeds become a regular food item among the people, there will be better health. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love, it seems to me, is the condition in which one is most contentedly oneself. — Tony Judt Copy Share Image
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Best friends don't judge each other, they get together and judge everybody else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cellphones are like a dog's nipples. You don't have to shout into them! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Think of it! A second chamber selected by the Whips. A seraglio of eunuchs. — Michael Foot Copy Share Image
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you fall in love, you want the world to know it, but you dont want to admit it. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
