To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you. — Ted Danson Copy Share Image
In the '80s, to get a contemporary Scot who was smart, sexy and funny was very unusual. — Denis Lawson Copy Share Image
If it is not the fashion now, it will be later because I wear it. — Ernst Hanfstaengl Copy Share Image
Facebook Teaches us that doctors are of no use, you just have to like and share a picture to save people's life..! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
*Going down my facebook wall* …is in a relationship … went from single to in a relationship. … is in a relationship… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The bartender put a notepad and a pencil before me. Breathing hard, the pencil trembling, I wrote: Dear Sinclair Lewis: You were… — John Fante Copy Share Image
It's funny, I was talking to somebody who writes for a cop show, and he was saying how they aren't allowed to… — Hannah Simone Copy Share Image
We're [parents]) always bluffing, pretending we know best, when most of the time we're just praying we won't screw up too badly. — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“Adam's hot Pheebs! Admit it girl. That body is like some kind of happy experiment. It's like he was manufactured in a… — Daniel Waters Copy Share Image
“These are Plenimaran marines, and there's not much most of them aren't capable of, if you take my meaning." "I don't think… — Lynn Flewelling Copy Share Image
“Forgive me, madam," he said lightly, amused, "but waiting to make love to you again is straining my nerves." She scoffed but… — Adele Ashworth Copy Share Image
Mentally I am ready for Christmas. Financially I am not ready for Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yeah forgiving someone is easy but being able to trust them again is a totally different story. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I can take the mick out of myself so whatever anyone has got to say about me I still find it funny. — Gemma Collins Copy Share Image
Do not cry for those who hurt you, this way you're making them successful, smile and be the winner. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
... you must not expect to find that people understand what they do. — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. — Socrates Copy Share Image
Microsoft bought Skype for 8,5 billions!.. what a bunch of idiots! I downloaded it for free! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Economy is a subject which admits of being treated with levity, but it cannot so be disposed of. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
We are always in the place of beginning; there is no advance in infinity. — Northrop Frye Copy Share Image
You're always being led to your highest good, as long as you have the courage to listen. — Marie Forleo Copy Share Image
I love being married. Its so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
The most reluctant place to visit on your computer is the Download folder, because in there is very disorderly — RK26 Copy Share Image
Congratulations on losing the weight we were all pretending you didn't need to lose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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