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Babies should enjoy the freedom to vocalize whether it be in church, a public meeting place, during a movie, or after hours… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
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I'm a natural clown, I suppose, in writing, and one has to accept that; I can't do anything about it. I have… — Anthony Burgess Copy Share Image
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It's so funny; I grew up in the Midwest, I have two older brothers, and you're just as competitive playing football as… — Jose Pablo Cantillo Copy Share Image
Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
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