“I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears of man pain over the phone, but he sounded upset.” — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
There is only one good. And that is to act according to the dictates of one's conscience. — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
We are secure, not because we hold tightly to Jesus, but because He holds tightly to us. — R. C. Sproul Copy Share Image
I have always been in a relationship. I don't remember the time when I wasn't in one — Kareena Kapoor Copy Share Image
If you aren't sure which way to do something, do it both ways and see which works better. — John Carmack Copy Share Image
“...Come on let’s see the degree.” Katherine unrolled her scroll displaying a long declaration in Latin affixed with a red seal proclaiming… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
Take hold of this (charm) that subjects to immortality (life), may thy life unto old age not be cut off! I bring… — Atharva Veda Copy Share Image
I think for me, the thing that gets me in the right mindset is just watching something funny, something light, something that… — Derek Hough Copy Share Image
In my old age, it's kind of funny - at night, what I like to do is watch TV when I go… — Phil Everly Copy Share Image
If you're reading this... Congratulations í, you're alive. If that's not something to smile about, I don't know what is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
While looking at a website for liposuction, I learned that it was a six-to eight-week recovery period, the clincher being that, during… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I've gotten approached like, 'Oh, you're the girl that's on Twitter' or 'You're the girl who was in the meme.' It's funny… — Skai Jackson Copy Share Image
Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Around the corner fudge is made!!!!!!!!! — Peter Griffin Family Guy Copy Share Image
“And a beautiful garden, not far from a beautiful lake, and I said it sounded perfectly perfect.” — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
Muhammad Ali: Superman Don't need no seat belt. Flight Attendant: Superman Don't need no airplane, either. — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
Everybody loves classical music they just don't know about it yet. — Benjamin Zander Copy Share Image
To heal is to touch with love that which we previously touched with fear. — Stephen Levine Copy Share Image
It's difficult for me to tell whether girls like me for who I am as a person. Damn my incredibly massive penis. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nobody cares that youre smart and nobody cares that your kids dont have bruises. — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
What is really momentous and all-important with us is the present, by which the future is shaped and colored. — John Greenleaf Whittier Copy Share Image
Agreeable as it is to know where one is proceeding, it is far more important to know where one has arrived. — John Kenneth Galbraith Copy Share Image
AMNESIA: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“The cybernetic operation?" "No, the sex change." The doctor's smile faltered. "I'm joking.” — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
Volleyball is just a more intense version of 'Don't let the balloon touch the floor.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men look at breasts the way women look at babies. 'Aw, isn't that lovely?' — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
A nonsense chat makes sense when you are talking with someone special, — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
