The most successful people in comedy do seem to be the most funny. — Alex Horne Comedy Copy Share Image
The first year I was in Edinburgh in 1999 I got six parking tickets. — Alex Horne Edinburgh Copy Share Image
Kids make the best audiences. They're like drunk people - they don't mind telling you exactly what they think. — Alex Horne Audiences Copy Share Image
I nearly always wear a boring suit but I do sometimes furnish the with long dangly earrings or belly button jewelry. — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
There's lots of people I'd be keen to see doing things, someone like Jack Dee. — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
I've got two brothers and there was a male dog and two male cats and every family we knew had three boys.… — Alex Horne Brotherhood Copy Share Image
I do quite often thank Frank Skinner because he agreed to do the very first series and that was a real stamp… — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
I'm a quarter Scottish but that's not enough to warrant wearing a kilt at any point in my life. — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
Sometimes the person furthest away from the audience doesn't connect with them as much. — Alex Horne Audience Copy Share Image
One of the things we're really proud of is that every single task is different, even if there are similarities. You never… — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
'Bring Me The Head of The Taskmaster' is a unique chance for one person to prove they are the ultimate Tasker. This… — Alex Horne Chance Copy Share Image
I'm sometimes skeptical about Netflix - for no reason that I can put my finger on - but when you stumble upon… — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
We had one task where we had a yoga mat on a big hill and told them to get three yoga balls… — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
TV is so expensive to make and these channels aren't necessarily rolling in money, that getting anything off the ground... they can't… — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
When I created 'Taskmaster,' it was never meant to be suitable for family Christmases. The host, Greg Davies, is a sweary giant,… — Alex Horne Family Copy Share Image
I had a brief stint as 'People's Journalist' for the West Sussex Gazette; I'd do golden-wedding anniversaries and pet deaths. I was… — Alex Horne Death Copy Share Image
I have children so I couldn't shave it off; my dad shaved his beard off once and we all disowned him. My… — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
Somebody said 'I've got a task here, can you give it to my girlfriend?' And in the task it said 'Marry me'.… — Alex Horne Girlfriend Copy Share Image
If somebody does a task really badly, then that's better for us than if they do it really well. We always tell… — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
We try not to think, 'right, we need someone who is a weirdo, someone who is competitive.' We definitely want five very… — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
I love seeing Mark Steel or Mark Thomas, but I'm not that sort of person. — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
I am almost incredible at table football. It's nothing to be proud of. — Alex Horne Football Copy Share Image
