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To think of Tolstoy eating a sandwich is intrinsically kind of funny. — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
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LOVE, That delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock {John Barrymore}; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I'm one-half Cherokee, one-half Irish, one-half Turkish, one-half Australian and one-half Korean." "Excuse me, but that's five halves," said Maggie.” — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
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I would walk down the street and people would scream from their cars at me and, generally, I'd turn around and it's… — Eugene Lee Yang Copy Share Image
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Since graduation, I have measured time in 4-by-5-inch pieces of paper, four days on the left and three on the right. Every… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
I get a lot of responses to my movies. Some people say, 'Oh, I thought it was really funny - I hope… — Noah Baumbach Copy Share Image
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