Funny Quotes · Page 450

Apperance is a Consequence of Fitness.

— Mark Twight

Love, and a cough, are not concealed.

— Ovid

The truth will come out in the end.

— Joseph Estrada

In every failure lies the seeds of success.

— Deepak Chopra

Better a bare foote then none.

— George Herbert

I don't attend [church] regularly...

— Fred Thompson

We have power over nothing except our will.

— Michel de Montaigne

Beauty seen makes the one who sees it more beautiful.

— David Steindl-Rast

We must develop a better sense of responsibilty towards our total environment

— Jon Wynne-Tyson

Does anyone have page that they DONT WANT anymore? comment the link if u do and i'llmake u a fake sign

— Anonymous

We dont invent our natures. Theyre issued to us along with our lungs, our pancreas and everything else.

— Michael E. Mann

Where prejudice exists it always discolors our thoughts.

— Mark Twain

When life hands you lemons squeeze them in someone's eyes then run like hell!! :)

— Samira Ferreira

It takes about 35 years for a woman to reach their sexual peak. For a man it takes about 5 to 10 mins

— Green Monk

You are the definition of a squirrel... your only happy when you have nuts in your mouth

— Dominique Young Unique

I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is correct.

— Dominique Bouhours

“I started to crawl off; then I remembered my leftover pizza, and I peeled off the salami, pepperoni, and anchovies and placed…

— Duffy Brown

This will sound really funny, but I'm so used to shooting in Hindi that shooting in English took a while to get…

— Jacqueline Fernandez

It's funny: I always, as a high school teacher and particularly as a high school yearbook teacher, because yearbook staffs are 90…

— Rob Thomas

Coming up with a funny joke is like falling in love: It can hit you any time, anywhere. Having said that, the…

— Emo Philips

The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.

— Anonymous

A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony,…

— Anthony Jeselnik

Baby's room should be close enough to your room so that you can hear baby cry, unless you want to get some…

— Dave Barry

Sometimes in life we have to make decisions that will hurt someone we love but we have to do what is best…

— Nishan Panwar

CO2 is a pollutant? Tell that to the plants.

— Rick Santorum

I'm happy for you and ashamed of being single.

— Anonymous

I brings the ruckus to the ladies.

— Leon Black

I'm crazy, funny, and good looking!

— Alex Wolff

Could have sworn her breastses was sending me messages.

— Kanye West

You have to learn to hallucinate,

— Bob Hoskins

I drink alcohol... Only when I'm drunk.

— Sivuyile Simanga_Swagga39

The path up and down is one and the same.

— Heraclitus

I do everything I know how in a dance.

— Twyla Tharp

There is no rule on how to write.

— Ernest Hemingway

Men are only as loyal as their options.

— Bill Maher

I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist.

— Sia Furler

Before you can find God, you must lose yourself.

— Baal Shem Tov

With the American failure came world failure.

— John Kenneth Galbraith

Don't you believe what you read.

— Michael Jackson

My friend wants to know if you think Im hot

— Anonymous