Dear Teachers, When 90% of us failed, it isnt that we didnt try, its just you are a terrible teacher. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We are doing earlier and earlier to children what we shouldn't do later. — Lilian Katz Copy Share Image
I know for sure that's what we're here to do: Keep the joy thing going for all seasons. — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
But now the shots began—not many, but one shot is a fusillade if there have been no shots before. — James Blish Copy Share Image
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As an actor, it's always fun when you're able to feel like there's freedom to explore things and try out jokes and… — Busy Philipps Copy Share Image
I never liked apples. In fact, when I was a little girl, my mom wanted to give me apples in my lunch… — Lana Parrilla Copy Share Image
I was always a funny person. I thought I would play some good ball, and the Harlem Globetrotters would see me, and… — Sinbad Copy Share Image
I feel things can always be funny, but that's probably because I have some kind of leftover childhood need to make people… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
Apple is apparently building a large solar energy farm in North Carolina. And if there's any justice, the minute they're done building… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Notes on 'Camp' talks a lot about homosexuality and androgyny and performance and a false seriousness, nit-picking the trivial things and making… — Violet Chachki Copy Share Image
When I first envisioned 'Funny Games' in the mid-1990s, it was my intention to have an American audience watch the movie. It… — Michael Haneke Copy Share Image
Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit… — Rich Vos Copy Share Image
