Serious things cannot be understood without laughable things, nor opposites at all without opposites. — Plato Copy Share Image
Is it sad that my first thought happened to be: Thank God I'm off the treadmill. — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did.” — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
I f u feel like doing some work, sit down n relax till that feeling goes away!!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I've been making movies my whole life pretty much since I was 10 or 12, with my dad's movie camera that he… — John Wilson Copy Share Image
David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a… — Martin Short Copy Share Image
I can't think of anything that excites a greater sense of childlike wonder than to be in a country where you are… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
The modelling was fun but I don't see it the same as music, because with modelling, I was just kind of lucky,… — Erica Packer Copy Share Image
My strips are not always funny, and they can be pretty grim at times, and I know I lose readers because of… — Lynda Barry Copy Share Image
We decide to start with the best-known sight of all, the one that, more than any other, exemplifies what the Big Apple… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does,… — Ian Frazier Copy Share Image
