A BLOND AND A BRUNETTE WALK IN TO A WALL YOU THINK ONE OF THEM WOULD OF SAW IT. — LILY Copy Share Image
We never know beforehand how new posts or new work will change us. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Copy Share Image
It's all mental management. Whether you can do something or not is in your head. — Kris Carr Copy Share Image
I tell ye true, liberty is the best of all things; never live beneath the noose of a servile halter. — William Wallace Copy Share Image
At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.” — H.N. Turteltaub Copy Share Image
“For if it is rash to walk into a lion's den unarmed, rash to navigate the Atlantic in a rowing boat, rash… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
Sean and I are fighting so many cliches, it's funny. But ultimately we just want to play people the songs we wrote… — Kemp Muhl Copy Share Image
I wonder what the job titles are at Trojan Condoms? Gap Analyst? Lubrication Assistant? Package Consultant? Lol any ideas? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
“All right," Shannen says slowly, tucking a lock of dark brown hair behind her ear. "Why did you glue that dolphin upside… — Tera Lynn Childs Copy Share Image
You need to be funny in a way that people feel like you're trying to make a deeper connection. So that's what… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
Guitarists should be able to pick up the guitar and play music on it for an hour, without a rhythm section or… — Joe Pass Copy Share Image
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Are you, or is someone you know, a gadget freak? If so, you doubtless know that Wednesday was iPhone 5 day, the… — Paul Krugman Copy Share Image
