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The wise never marry...and when they marry they become otherwise!.. — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
No am not yet a fool am just doing what I think is the best for my life. — Sikhwetha Maanda Stanley Copy Share Image
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Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. No need to remind him every 6 months about it!.. — Joey Tribbiani Copy Share Image
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Dear Phone, Maybe if you didn`t light up so many damn times telling me you had a low battery, you wouldn`t have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never Mind. Definition: You should've listened the first 5 times, bitch. — Alfonso Martinez Copy Share Image
People who wait for 4 hours to reply to text messages with LOL should be shot!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is respect, at her LIPS is Love, CHEEK is Heroism, and NECK is Lust. BUT KISSING… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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