I have a problem when it comes to old people, trying to kick my ass.. for doing that thing where I'm on… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
“Marg muttered something under her breath. It was either “Who does he think he is?” or “I hope he has no kids.”… — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“Its a flash drive." When his only answer was a blank stare, I continued. "It holds information from a computer." He took… — Jus Accardo Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave??? The microwave doesn't brown your sausage — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
“I am in the prime of my womanhood, nunga-nungas poised and trembling (attractively). Lips puckered up and in peak condition for a… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
You just think you got game because You slept with your high school teacher.. but I won't bother to bring up the… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
“Me: "it does not taste like God Himself cooked heaven into a series of five dishes which were then served to you… — John Green Copy Share Image
My Face book gave too me, 12 stupid bitches, 11 fake friends, 10 FB hackings, 9 new sins 8 play dates, 7… — Denver Mc Copy Share Image
“Ahhh, you two are special friends." Nick "How do you mean?" Kyrian "He thinks we're a couple" Ash "No No No Definitely… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
I wanna go to seaworld With a fishing pole just to see what peoples reactions would be — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, I have DirectTV. — Alfonso Martinez Copy Share Image
A man walks up to a woman in the bar and says, you're gonna get laid tonight. quite surprised, she replies are… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
“You’re like an oceanic Lassie.” My grin twitched on my face, threatening to tumble over into laughter again.” — Katherine McIntyre Copy Share Image
I cant even wish u get everything whatever u want cuz I know m also SOMETHING in ur EVERYTHING :P — Komal Copy Share Image
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
