I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Here is my prescription to heal all wounds. Watch the film 'Funny Girl' at least five times, eat at least 45 chocolate… — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Change is not a four letter word...but often your reaction to it is! — Jeffrey Gitomer Copy Share Image
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
My nursery school did a production of 'The Three Little Pigs.' I played the third pig. When the wolf knocked on my… — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
If you go to bed at night and think about your day and you haven't laughed very much, then you must jump… — Marlo Morgan Copy Share Image
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I'm a person who gets better with practice. Getting older is awesome - because you get more practice. — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
It's a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I say if you love something, set it in a small cage and pester and smother it with love until it either… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
