I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes. — Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach Copy Share Image
The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open. — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
I'm a person who gets better with practice. Getting older is awesome - because you get more practice. — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Change is not a four letter word...but often your reaction to it is! — Jeffrey Gitomer Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a… — Ron White Copy Share Image
If you go to bed at night and think about your day and you haven't laughed very much, then you must jump… — Marlo Morgan Copy Share Image
I say if you love something, set it in a small cage and pester and smother it with love until it either… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
It's a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
My nursery school did a production of 'The Three Little Pigs.' I played the third pig. When the wolf knocked on my… — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Here is my prescription to heal all wounds. Watch the film 'Funny Girl' at least five times, eat at least 45 chocolate… — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm. — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering. — H. W. L. Poonja Copy Share Image
Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
I don't know why femininity should be associated with weakness. Women should be free to express who they are without thinking, 'I… — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
These motivational tapes have really inspired me! I'm going to make a million dollars, buy my own company and retire early. Then,… — Randy Glasbergen Copy Share Image
